PRESENTS
BEANIE
Hi! My name is Beanie - that's short for Beanstalk, cause my mama's name is Jackie. You know.....Jackie and the Beanstalk. This is me going to ask my people Mom if I can sit on the backporch with her. She tells me all kinds of neat stuff that helps me learn.  I'm just 4 weeks old and still have soooo much to learn about .
I love to sit on Mom's lap. She tells me stories and rubs me. It's so peaceful - boy, this is the life, living in the country and sitting on the backporch.
Hey, wait a minute.....what's that thing? Hmmmmm, I think I heard Mom talk about something like that once. Now, what was it she said????
Hey, look Mom,  now it snuck over there! What is that thing, anyway? I've gotta get a better look. What IS that? I know Mom told me about something like that.... gee,  what was it that she said???        Black and white, little critter, tail up in the air.........
Oh, CRAP!!!! Now I remember!!! Run Mom!!!! It's a SKUNK!!!!!
What? Did I hear that child call me a skunk?  The nerve of these kids these days. What an a @#&! ............ oops! Kids present...... what a donkey, he! he!

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